Christians: what more proof do you need before you will accept that humans are a species of primate?

I'm not talking about evolution; I'm talking about classification. Humans need to be classified as something. We're not reptiles or marsupials; we are placental mammals and we belong to a family called primates. We're not some unique species unlike any other creatures on this planet; we have primate hands, a primate brain, a primate social structure and our babies have a primate grasping reflex to keep them from falling out of trees. So if you don't accept humans are primates, then what are we; magical mammals?